jet pack death machines

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Look, even if we did ban jet pack death machines, people would still find ways to hurt each other.

fee

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For a small fee, I'll help you to rationalize paying that fee.

existence

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Will my greatest achievement be existence?

hot weather

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Ok, hot weather. You win.

bad stuff

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I'll do almost anything to not have to feel the bad stuff.

mouth

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Your mouth is only part of your head.

that thing

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Well, I guess I should do that thing now.

my umbrella

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I forgot my umbrella.

your bed

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There is not much better than your bed

meaningful

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Life doesn't have to have meaning to be meaningful.

dumb thing

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Why did I think that dumb thing would be a smart thing?

hey

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Hey, don't look at my feelings.

open window

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open window

hair

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I should get a wife while I still have hair.

salt

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Needs salt.

accomplished

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I accomplished that thing.

what’s up

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These flowers know what's up.

spiders

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Spiders don't think too much about where they live.

want to not

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Right now, I want to not do those things.

painfully-shy

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Painfully-shy mode activated.

wall

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Aw man, stuff over this wall looks new.

ya know

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Ya know, people just want love.

change it

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If you don't like what is in your head, change it.

dance more

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Everyone should dance more.

universe

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When people ask the universe for help, I assume they are talking to me.

William Leitzman

Comics About Life

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jet pack death machines

fee

existence

hot weather

bad stuff

mouth

that thing

my umbrella

your bed

meaningful

dumb thing

hey

open window

hair

salt

accomplished

what’s up

spiders

want to not

painfully-shy

wall

ya know

change it

dance more

universe